Schrodinger’s Pregnancy

When a couple are trying to get pregnant but even after several years of them being intimate, they couldn't get pregnant only to find out that they have been doing it in the wrong hole.

The doctor told her she's going through schrodinger’s pregnancy.

by theRealSchrodinger April 18, 2019

preenager

A girl in the age range that immediately precedes being a tweenager

It must be Bring Your Daughter to Work Day because this placed is filled with sexy preenagers.

by solarbreeze69 April 24, 2008

Preen

also applies to any teenager who tries to act like one, but whose parts haven't started working yet

Look at that preen flirting it up with those girls! They must be a foot taller than him!

by Alex March 18, 2003

Pregnant Pause

The amount of time it takes when you look at a girl and wonder if she's pregnant, or just fat.

I had a long Pregnant Pause on Joanie because her top is so loose.

by baronkgc May 24, 2017

Pregnant

A joint that is rolled so inaccurately that most of the weed is cornered in one section of a joint.

"Jenna, seriously? You rolled another pregnant. Stop while you're at it."
"Dude, why the pregnant again?! I'll do it this time with your crappy joint skills."

by PABACAB February 5, 2015

Pregnant

To get really fucked up or to describe a good time

"Dude I got so Pregnant last night"

"Man I am going to get so pregnant tonight"

"You get preggers last night"

"After that shot of tequilla I was fucking pregnant"

by emiliob8 March 29, 2010

Preetam

Someone who is much older than his friends.

Dude you have grey hair, you're becoming a Preetam.

by Ar123 March 29, 2015