pookie

A crack head, as in the character from New Jack City, Pookie.

Yo Mike is just strung out, he can't function when he's pookied up.

by azzhole415 January 13, 2008

poolee

No one knows what we are. We are just called poolee because were cool and signed up for the U.S. Marines.
We are the Corps most secret Marines *Not yet Marines*

Poolee what are your twelve general orders?

by jmasterjermzx November 25, 2007

Pookie

Pookie is the oozing goo that comes out of the tube or urethra of a caulking guns and other caulks. It is described to be viscous, creamy, slimy, or generally a gel like substance that comes in many types and colors. It also comes out of different colored caulks. It is used to covered seal or cover things such as; holes in a wall, holes that were cut for pipes, holes that were penetrated, to wet holes that are getting penetrated, and that white stuff that leaks slimily out of a penetrated hole once the caulking gets all up in that hole!

“Jason, remember when you got pookie all over the toilet seat last month? my girlfriend said now she is pregnant with your kid because she sat in it you perverted pig!”
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason

by 💦ON YOUR FACE October 12, 2018

Poopie

the correct way to spell the word, poopy is WRONG! and anyone who says it spelled that way smells like it, including girls named meri :P

Poopy is actually spelled poopie.

by some italian guy October 2, 2005

pookie

usually a pet name, used when trying to persuade your girlfriend to videotape sex

man: hey pookie, this time, lets get it on camera
woman: -leavs boyfriend-

by llshyll October 2, 2008

pookie

1) a wee sized toot (fartette)
2) garfield's teddy bear

oops! there goes another pookie

by lisa November 12, 2002

poopiepants

1) One who poops their own pants.
2) Someone that is being stupid.

Becca has brown streaks on her underwear because she is a poopiepants.

Meg and George Bush are poopiepants.

by Joe Hiatt November 7, 2004