photocynic

a person who is extremely tired of pictures of brunch, cats, babies, duck faces....pretty much any pictures.

;D

Seeing 38 brunch plates, 17 margaritas, 51 selfies (27.5 with duck face), one baby in 46 pictures, and 23 napping cats before noon on Fakebook has really turned me into a photocynic. *posts picture of cat napping*

photo cynic selfie picture cat brunch photograph social media

by proudscars July 15, 2016

Photogeneric

When a person is always ready for photos, but doesn't necessarily look good in then.

Person A: Dude, look at this photo I just took of us!
Person B: Delete it.
Person A: Why? You weren't blurry or anything.
Person B: Yeah, but I'm so photogeneric there. I didn't even smile.

by Khonjin February 10, 2017

photohalf

When people post an obviously edited photograph of them with their ex cropped out.

Doll: Did you see what Sheila had posted last Thursday?
Dame: Yep, I recognized it. It was a total photohalf from when she was with Kurdt.
Doll: Me too - I took it!

by von groovy May 16, 2017

Photolemur

Automated photo enhancement solution - perfect all your photos with just one touch.

there’s no need to fear an unrealistic results, since Photolemur learns from each successfully corrected photo

by Jarhead.ua August 31, 2017

Photomammary

Taking candid pictures of females breasts whilst relaxing at public swimming pools, sipping gin cocktails and wearing a mankini.

But not in a creepy way

Bro #1: Bro, check these out, my Photomammary skills are off the chain
Bro #2: Nice camera work man, so candid. Want another gin?

by Joshiepoos September 21, 2017

Photograflirt

Using a camera or recording device to initiate flirting or conversation.

My boy Jason is starting to be such a photograflirt

by Cosmiciindigo October 23, 2017

Photograpist

A photographer with a malicious intent to the model.

Model: I have to deal with a photograpist yesterday, he/she looks at me like it wants to do something.

Friend: oh really?

by Ey meeeen December 10, 2017