sand panda

The action of shitting on a sand-dune and watching the turd roll down the sand. This is called a sand-panda. Commonly used by Australian surfie folk.

"I just stood in a sand-panda! DAMN"

by bexta July 29, 2005

Panda Penis Polisher

Someone who sucks alot of dick.

Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher

by Mah Dick June 24, 2005

furry panda

when you skeet on a girls face.Then you shave your pubes off and throw it on the jizz.

Awwww dude, I gave that bitch a furry panda last night!

by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008

Reverse Panda

The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out

Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda

by reverses pandoas August 27, 2008

panda

A Policeman/Policewoman. So called because of their (usually) black uniform, on their (usually) white skin, which may resemble the black and white fur of a panda. See also, Panda Car

Oh shit man, the Pandas are coming! Let's get out of here!

by Rossi October 29, 2005

Panda Bacon

A chinese baby's saggy balls sack.

Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy

by PubeLuver14 July 4, 2009

pandapee

Pandapee is the universal nymph of love, beauty and prosperity. She was known in the Orient as the sacred holder of divine romance and the protector of true love. To the perfection of her figure and the purity of her features she added an innocent grace. On her sweet face she always wore a smile and flatteringly stuck out her tongue. Her alluring eyes graced every surface and captured every attention. Her insatiable power had all of man falling to her demands. It is impossible to not fall for the goddess pandapee.

Pandapee is the protector of love and romance. Once in Hong Kong, a peasant farmer rescued a beautiful noblity daughter from a treacherous snake. The princess was so grateful for the farmer's attentative actions. Long and behold they quickly fell into love with unyielding affection. Unfortunately the king of the dynasty would not have his daughter be conjugal to a peasant farmer and threaten to exile him he courted his daughter. Pandapee, the nympho of romance, love and all beauty was distraught by this. She immediately made her presence known and allowed the farmer and the princess to be in matrimony. Till the end of their days, their love has been protected by Pandapee.

by dly July 15, 2008