k'napp

A form of tae kwon do that is used in ceremonial processions involving mosquitos and chicken fingers, which is to be done while eating cheerios on every seventh thursday. It is also an act of unneccessary violence.

'I'm the k'napp master, I lead all of our ceremonies.'

or

'Imma k'napp you!'

by ImogenRose October 27, 2007

napapotimus

An obese,lazy fat ass that sleeps "naps" during the afternoon. Most likely to occur during weekday working hours.

I tried to call, but that bitch went napapotimus on me......or "dude I would love to go the game but I had so much to drink last night, my ass is goin' napapotimus for awhile."

by Rvandnic September 12, 2007

napoleon

What you call a young person who acts like "god I hate my parents!" "life sucks I want to kill myself!!!!" etc. Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Popular among SoCal beach kids.

Kid A: I hate my parents! Why can't they just die already!!!!!
Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!

by Numair January 22, 2007

NAPPLES

nipples that have become cold during the winter.

its a bit cold outside, ive got huge napples at the moment.

by TAYLORTHEGREAT! November 2, 2006

nanoposada

Fun word to say, starts a conversation. See hakuna matata

Me: Hey dude, nanoposada!
You: Hi?? Nanoposada?

by Ace Vendetta July 8, 2005

Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!

by Vanish29 March 12, 2008

Nappetizer

The act of receiving oral sex before taking a nap.

Laura: I am so happy you had the energy to make it out all night for my birthday party.

Mike: Well if it wasn't for that Nappetizer you gave me I would never have been able to fall asleep at nap time and would be dead to the world right now.....

by Zoltar525 September 23, 2010