Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Monk

When you tell your friends that you are going to watch an episode of Monk, an American comedy-drama detective mystery television series created by Andy Breckman and starring Tony Shalhoub, with your sister but you are actually having incestuous sex with her.

"Hey guys, where did David go?"
"Oh he is probably monking his sister."

by ParteePopper May 16, 2020

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Monk

The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).

-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*

by Moorson October 1, 2020

Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.

"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."

by AlbinOxRhino November 28, 2012

gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe

"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"

by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012

Monk Hill

being On toppa monk hill refers to ones ability to ignore women or get ignored by women.

Fatty on toppa monk hill fr

by Jettypoo February 26, 2023