coal miner

When you take a shit so nasty that the next person to use the bathroom needs to send in a canary first to make sure the air isn't poisonous

I just took a coal miner in the john, you might want to wait a few minutes before you go in or you could choke to death.

On my poop-gas.

by Poopadynitz December 4, 2012

a la mierda

it is use in argentina to say that something have sorprised you very much.

Mario: me saq un 1 por copiarme y mi vieja me va a matar
Jose: a la mierda!!

by Miguel Zitarosa May 18, 2006

Mexercise

To work as hard as a Mexican.

Sorry, I wish i could go to the party but , I have to go mexercise.

by D-Racer November 6, 2009

Mineral Water.

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)

Mineral water.is amazing.
Mineral water:no u ((((((;

by Everyone that ever existed June 6, 2018

Chilean Miner Rescue

The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!

My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!

by Mike the plug October 25, 2010

Come Mierda

Means "dumbass" in Spanish. Commonly used by Hispanics, but mainly Cuban people, meaning "shit eater".

Oye! That guy is such a come mierda! He is such a dumbass!

by messifuckinrocks May 9, 2018

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020