Mexercise

When you actually put in the effort to walk the distance from your car and into a Mexican resteraunt, instead of going to the drive thru at Taco Bell

Taco Bell's drive thru is always so long so instead I mexercise. Now I can eat whatever I want! I can burn a whole 10 calories from mexercising!

by Magdalen22 March 8, 2015

Mexercise

To work as hard as a Mexican.

Sorry, I wish i could go to the party but , I have to go mexercise.

by D-Racer November 6, 2009

mexercise

The unofficial weightloss program for Mexicans; Founded by Anthony Martinez

I'm doing my mexercises!

by Emily Goodwin May 18, 2005

Isometric Exercise

The act of stretching your calves on the window.

Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"

by xXGaLaXyXx July 16, 2018

towel exercise

the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel

used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"

by kwheezy February 25, 2008

exercise

something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word

by Saack August 9, 2008

mexpertise

To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.

"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."

by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007