listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

listerine effect

when woman is giving a man a blow job his cumshot is so powerful its like an explosion in her mouth.

John:My shot is so powerful last night I gave my wife the listerine effect

by swordfishrocka April 11, 2009

chunt list

A list of people you wish to exact your revenge on. They have done something that can be deemed as "chuntacular", and swift judgement is needed.

Fear my wrath, lest ye be placed on the chunt list.

by "Heavy" Flo March 13, 2004

DAB list

Down Ass Bitch List. A list of down ass bitches that are down like clowns.

After last night you're on the DAB list.

by El-Steve-oh April 28, 2007

Bus List

A list of people you want to see hit by a bus.

Did you see that crook Blagojevich is writing a tell-all book about political corruption? What an asshole! He's definitely on my Bus List.

by Rye! March 2, 2009

Sucket List

The list of potential individuals that one must suck up to in order to accomplish their goals.

Brett: "Damn, my sucket list just keeps growing! At this rate I'll never get this project done."

Ashton: "And you can kiss that promotion good bye.."

by skibumdoc May 29, 2009

beat list

A series of pics that a individual will compile to help aid in ejaculations

Jonah : "Dude, did you get that picture I sent you?"

Bonch: "Hells yes, that just made #1 on my beat list!"

Jonah : "That's my mom you sick fuck"

by TastyNuggz December 1, 2013