IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

by Savolicious November 11, 2011

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knob nuggler

When someone has anal-sex with more then ten people in one night. However, each person that gets laid that night (except for the one who did the ten or more of them) is called a "knob-turner".

Man, that jimmy is a knob nuggler! He did the whole dorm in one night!

by Josh 676 October 13, 2007

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knob goblin

a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin

i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore

by mr_paul May 10, 2006

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corn on the knob

After a session of anal sex, the penis is removed from the anal cavity to reveal a peice of shit on it. In witnessing this the man pukes on the girls back and her thinking he just came begins to rub 'his hot man juice' all over her body.

Jonny and his girl had corn on the knob last night

by G-maximus October 03, 2003

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