Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025

Jade Kink

When you meet someone on discord named Jade but she simps for Tsuki from haikyuu so you bug her until she marries you 🙄🙄🙄 and then you make flipaclips pls

Yuh I have a Jade Kink.

by Bvnnyx September 28, 2020

pineapple kink

A man who hollows out a pineapple and processed to fuck it.

“Dude did you know James has a pineapple kink?”

by pathena855 April 4, 2024

Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life

Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.

by the_austinjames June 20, 2021

kinks out

to make straight.

I think we need the rest of this week to do it manually until we get all of the kinks out.

by rsehnem March 23, 2021

plank kink

When planking turns you on

yo you got a plank kink??

by swagmf420 July 21, 2021

Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.

After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.

by Indec1sive April 1, 2025