by you thought porter March 16, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Narcissist woman angry at everyone for imaginary sleights and offenses.
Although men prefer long, natural hair, Karen keeps her hair short. She colors her hair with blonde highlights.
Karen is unconcerned with pleasing her man or engaging with the World as a feminine lady.
Karen rebukes the manager if his service employees aren't servile and obsequious to her.
Karen can't drive for 15 minutes without screaming through her windshield at another driver for failing to respect her as if she's in a Presidential motorcade.
Karen never apologizes.
Karen is sanctimonious and shameless.
Although men prefer long, natural hair, Karen keeps her hair short. She colors her hair with blonde highlights.
Karen is unconcerned with pleasing her man or engaging with the World as a feminine lady.
Karen rebukes the manager if his service employees aren't servile and obsequious to her.
Karen can't drive for 15 minutes without screaming through her windshield at another driver for failing to respect her as if she's in a Presidential motorcade.
Karen never apologizes.
Karen is sanctimonious and shameless.
If you see a Karen on the sidewalk, cross the street to avoid her. She's wearing a psychological bomb vest under her blouse.
by CrusadeNow May 28, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Lets make something very clear here about a Karen.
A Karen is not someone who rebels and stands up to something the majority is doing. A Karen is someone who blindly upholds authority everywhere she/he goes. Such low as calling the cops on a child selling water. She can't stand that a child would make some cash on a random corner tax free with no permits and permission from her overlords. A Karen has a problem with anyone who does things against the grain and against the norm, extremely triggered by anything that doesn't go by the book.
A Karen BLINDLY trusts politicians, the media, and has a severe mental breakdown when you question science, which is the very purpose of science. A Karen will immediately resort to insults and bigotry because you are not conforming to her cult.
A Karen is NOT someone who refuses to wear a face mask or take a vaccine because of their basic human right to decide what goes in their body.
A Karen IS someone who says things like:
"Oh just shut up and put a mask on!"
"Follow the rules!"
"Trust the science"
"Trust the experts"
"This is for our safety"
"Your immune system is a MYTH!"
A Karen will magically ignore all the facts and common sense you present them with and then turn around to say you ignore facts and have no common sense.
A Karen is a morphed hybrid version of an Agent Smith (see Agent Smith definition).
A Karen will say "you're not a doctor" but be silent about Bill Gates major influence on vaccine agendas.
A Karen is not someone who rebels and stands up to something the majority is doing. A Karen is someone who blindly upholds authority everywhere she/he goes. Such low as calling the cops on a child selling water. She can't stand that a child would make some cash on a random corner tax free with no permits and permission from her overlords. A Karen has a problem with anyone who does things against the grain and against the norm, extremely triggered by anything that doesn't go by the book.
A Karen BLINDLY trusts politicians, the media, and has a severe mental breakdown when you question science, which is the very purpose of science. A Karen will immediately resort to insults and bigotry because you are not conforming to her cult.
A Karen is NOT someone who refuses to wear a face mask or take a vaccine because of their basic human right to decide what goes in their body.
A Karen IS someone who says things like:
"Oh just shut up and put a mask on!"
"Follow the rules!"
"Trust the science"
"Trust the experts"
"This is for our safety"
"Your immune system is a MYTH!"
A Karen will magically ignore all the facts and common sense you present them with and then turn around to say you ignore facts and have no common sense.
A Karen is a morphed hybrid version of an Agent Smith (see Agent Smith definition).
A Karen will say "you're not a doctor" but be silent about Bill Gates major influence on vaccine agendas.
Karen: PUT YOUR MASK ON!
Me: But you have two on and you're triple vaxxed
Karen: IT DOESN'T MATTER, STOP BEING SELFISH!
Karen: TRUST THE SCIENCE!
Me: Yeah, I trust my immune system and educating myself on proper health, nutrition, exercise, stress management, sun light, human interaction, and eliminating fear based news
Karen: YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT!
Me: But you have two on and you're triple vaxxed
Karen: IT DOESN'T MATTER, STOP BEING SELFISH!
Karen: TRUST THE SCIENCE!
Me: Yeah, I trust my immune system and educating myself on proper health, nutrition, exercise, stress management, sun light, human interaction, and eliminating fear based news
Karen: YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT!
by blackjaguar January 29, 2022
Get the karenmug. Drives a minivan to take her blonde kid to soccer practice. But she became late because she was speaking to the manager of Starbucks because he gave her the wrong amount of ice in her venti pink drink.
"OMG are you the legendary Karen omg can you ask your kids what kids bop song they are listening to."
#soccerFL #CALMDOWNKAREN # PICKEYRICKY #twitterbird
"OMG are you the legendary Karen omg can you ask your kids what kids bop song they are listening to."
#soccerFL #CALMDOWNKAREN # PICKEYRICKY #twitterbird
Karen IS SO STUCK UP.
by LOLPOTATOKAREN March 2, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Gets annoyed if you breath or talk back logically. A karen will never face the real truth. She'll never admit that she's wrong. 2020 level stubborn.
by Snoopie959 September 17, 2020
Get the Karenmug. 
by Grace-Rae Zoeey August 25, 2020
Get the Karenmug.