jamper

An alternative word for jumper, most commonly found as the result of one to many jazz flutes

Whilst attending a drag race, young Christoper requested:

Neil, can you pass me my jamper dude

by Christopher John Roussel October 30, 2008

jesper

To bite your pimp steak in a way that makes it squirt out of the end of the bun and fall on the ground, usually done when drunk.

Eric totally jespered his pimp steak last night, but he ate it anyway.

The cream cheese on the pimp steak left a skeet stain on his black shirt.

by comet tavern May 3, 2009

Jasperate

1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.

2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.

"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"

"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."

by Honest Dave February 11, 2009

jaspered

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something

Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.

by Jasonater March 15, 2010

Jaspyr

Jaspyr is a one of a kind great friend. She's funny, and sweet. She usually does a sport like cheer. She has many friends, including boys. She is very attractive, and anyone would be lucky to have her. She has blonde curly hair with the most beautiful eyes. She knows many people on the football team. She is an overall great person, and is a great friend.

Creighton: Is that Jaspyr?
Claire: Yeah, she's a great friend.
Creighton: I would love to know her more.

by Claire Hadworth October 2, 2021

jaspered

to jizz ones pants while dancing

Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.

by Jasper Shan December 28, 2008

Jasher

A fat liar that will leave you for a fat whale and an ugly bitch

He is such a liar!

*name* ben jasher

by Big_nibba8520 January 7, 2019