Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.
Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.
by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008

'Hey johnny, whatchu get up to after u left the party with that girl?"
"Oh man, we went back to her place and i was doing the no-pants charleston in like 30 seconds!"
"Oh man, we went back to her place and i was doing the no-pants charleston in like 30 seconds!"
by dylan moran August 17, 2009

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam
dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"
by MDMA- January 10, 2009

Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.
Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle
Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle
Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."
also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."
also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass
by Krosios May 6, 2006

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.
by shamnebeedick August 19, 2009

by Big Pete the ninja September 29, 2017

Person A: Why is that person screaming wildly through the park?
Person B: I don't know, what a crazy pants.
Person B: I don't know, what a crazy pants.
by Lysse Birdz July 19, 2011
