Hurt

Warns others nearby of an ugly chick in the vicinity of the yeller. All who hear, must also yell hurt so that everyone's aware of the ugly chick.

Also used as an adjective to describe someone who is just bad overall.

First Person: "Hurt!"

Everyone nearby: "Hurt!"

OR

"Wow Darren is so hurt!"

by mrsuperblackjack September 25, 2011

butt hurt

1. Displaying the emotions and feelings a small child would exhibit after falling on their butt. 2. Exaggerate one's distress in the same manner a child would after falling and not being injured.

When I took Jim's last cupcake, he got all butt hurt and didn't have dinner with us.

by Hamarz September 19, 2006

kurt tha hurt

new rapper coming straight out of the ghetto working with 50 cent.

Kurt tha hurt will be bringin' the heat if yo name is pete!

by just another cracka October 26, 2003

Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

humster

Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.

I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.

by Dr. M. Dickie August 31, 2010

Herstmonceux

A large village in East Sussex. There is an abnormal amount of hair dressers, and two pubs. Its full of chavs and new estates crop up every month. People who live there are refered to as 'zooers'. Full of creeps and a couple of small gangs.

If you go out at night prepare to be raped, pillaged or murdered.

Dave: 'Hey George, want to go to the pub in Herstmonceux tonight?'

Gerge: 'If you want to get murdered!?'

by LordNikon101 September 29, 2011

Hurter

A hurter is someone who hurts a particular activity.

Look at that lad over there hurting it with his bird.'

Yeah. He's a major hurter him.

by Themanpiece June 21, 2015