get holy

bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)

NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !

jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !

john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !

he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !

by michael foolsley April 3, 2021

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008

A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).

"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"

by hdhitch October 20, 2020

Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.

Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.

by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021

Holy Hoe

A member of a church congregation who engages in promiscuous or adulterous behavior outside the church or with other members of the congregation. The term can be applied equally to either a woman or a man. A slang/abbreviated term for Holy Whore. May also be seen or written as "Holy Ho."

Girl, I've got to find me a new church to attend. Word going around the congregation is that Brother Smith is creeping behind his wife's back with Sister Jones, while Sister Black from the choir is spending a lot of special time with Brother White and has been seen out with several of the deacons. I can't be around people who pretend and front themselves as upstanding members of the church in the light, but turn into a holy hoe in the dark.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 21, 2019

Holy hymen

When you find out that your girlfriend is a virgin, and you thought she wasn't.

Holy hymen! What's that?

by Kmdl January 6, 2018

Holy BEANS

A "14 year old" Irish girl, but we all know she's actually 10. She vote manipulates on the |r/watersheepcult Discord Server|. She always defends her trash country.

thetechtoot: uh it's Holy BEANS again
Kits: I know right! People should vote for us

by Pony Bottle June 13, 2020