guelo

a catch-all word for any noun or verb, often used in order to encourage the question of "what is guelo?' in response one must respond "one does not simply guelo into Mordor.

My mellow, fellow, guelo, once inquired if one could simply guelo, mellowly, with a fellow, into mordor. To which I replied emphatically, one does not simply guelo into Mordor.

by GAMSbond March 21, 2011

guido brownies

The absolute very best brownies ever made by the most amazing whores you will ever meet! They have super fantastic guido powers that will brighten up anyones day! They have to be specifically made by a Guido, and a Guido only, or they are considered to be non-authentic.

Have you tried those Guido brownies?!?!! They are the BEST.(:

by guidaly December 28, 2009

Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

Guilecent

The state of being apparently guilty and innocent of the same crime. Defined by the public response to the crime.

He's not guilty and he's not innocent, so he must be Guilecent.

by Adam Z August 1, 2006

guido-goo

Italian-American food.

Pick up some gravy on the way home, I'm in the mood for some guido-goo.

by Guigfu February 14, 2010

guidovic

A multicellular organism that spreads through your cyberlife presenting symptoms of pain and irritation similar to a bad rash. Like a cyber version of a guidouche which is a pussie/douchebag combo.

That guys is all over my facebook wall like a guidovic

by dbbshr June 24, 2010

Guido

a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.

did you see that guido? Yeah dude back in the day they used to call them gypsys.

by tss011 September 11, 2011