ford focus

Ford Focus - One of the best handling hatches ever made, thnaks to the independent rear suspension. It completely makes up for the fucktard ford escort, which was practicaly a Ford piece of shit, the bare minimum plus 10% added on. The focus revolutionized the hatch market, by being affordable, well engineered, and nicely styled. Except for the US and Russian built ones, the quality is pretty good. Unfortunatly, Ford bean counters never allowed the bonkers Focus RS version to be ever made. Beats the hell out of all but the Alfa 147. Better than the bloated MkV Golf.

Wow, the Ford Focus beat a 100,000 (pounds sterling) Merc Sl 55 AMG in the slalom, in an Evo magazine test.

by E. Y. December 28, 2005

South Florida

A metro area in the state of Florida containing Miami-Dade, Broward, and Palm Beach county. The region's relationship with the rest of the state is tense. The Northern "Panhandle" region of Florida loathes it because of its heavily Democratic politics, Northern culture, and large Jewish population. South Florida, on the other hand, dislikes much of the rest of the state because its citizens claim too little tax dollars are allotted to the region when their economic impact on the state is taken into account. On multiple occasions, numerous South Florida municipalities have filed motions with the government indicating their wish to secede from the state to create a 51st or considered doing so, including North Lauderdale and Margate. The Conch Republic, a tongue-in-cheek attempt by the Florida Keys to secede from the USA, serves as another example of South Florida's relationship with the rest of the state and national government.

I traveled down to South Florida from Orlando the other day. Everyone here either speaks Spanish or has a New York accent!

by dsmkrt July 3, 2009

Melbourne, Florida

1. Melbourne, Florida (also known as "no not the cool city in Australia", "Melboring", or "the city in which everything closes at nine o' clock and there is nothing left to do after ten except eat junk food and watch re-runs of Family Guy". A one-Starbucks town where teenagers go to the park and trip up rollerbladers and watch them windmill their arms in a desperate attempt to stay upright for their main form of entertainment.

Where the Hell is Melbourne, FLORIDA????

by demon penguin October 9, 2008

South Florida

one of the most exciting places to visit but one of the worst places to live. The weather is very nice. Their are plenty of restaurants and entertainment options to go do and see. Tourist attractions include Hard rock Casino, South beach, historical Clematis Street, City Place, Fort Lauderdale Beach, Atlantic Avenue, and Deer field beach. Boca Raton is Full of old Jewish people. West Palm Beach is full of African Americans and Senior Citizens. Boynton is full of snowbirds. Fort Lauderdale full of gays. Miami is full of Latinos. South Florida culture consist of trashy, goldigging, snobbish or thuggish people. It is not uncommon to see a sugar daddy, dating a girl young enough to be his daughter. It is also the standard norm to get married and have a baby in your early twenties. If you are middle class you might have trouble fitting in because everyone is predominately either rich or poor. Old people come from the northeast or Midwest as well as Canada. Anyway, go to Jupiter and your in the most exclusive town in the country and go 15 minutes south to mangonia park and your in one of the most dangerous impoverished towns. Mostly gated golf course communities, fancy condominiums, dumpy condos, trailers, section 8 houses or multi million dollar oceanfront mansions. Alot of bums and newspaper salesmen who stand at major intersections Also the people drive worse than the 17 year old girls in New Jersey if thats possible.

Before moving to South Florida: I just visited florida im moving their. It was nice when I went their to visit grandma on spring break

After moving to South Florida: Why did I ever move to this freckin place in the first place what was I thinking!

by mikejollz March 18, 2010

florida

Southernmost South Eastern state in the Union. This place is absolutely gorgeous, great fishing and golfing. Florida is the gateway to discovery and I love almost every part of it, especially the Keys where the immortal Hemingway used to roam.

Do like Jimmy Buffett and live your floridays, blues skies and ultraviolet rays

Florida is the golf capital of the world.

by Kryl July 8, 2004

edsel ford high school

Basically the best of the worst. Pretty much everyone agrees it's better than the other high schools in Dearborn even though they all suck. Every dumbass thinks it's the funniest fucking thing ever to steal the "L" from the gymnasium pool sign on the side of the school. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The hallways stink from people that never take showers and once a week spray on their dollar store cologne/axe (depends how much gas is selling for that week) until people start gagging. Some people celebrate their birthdays in a big way - 25 bazillion balloons, screaming during lunch, and sheet cakes.. this usually pisses off 90% of the school. The sports are okay. All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.

idiot: OMFG!!! I LIKE JUST STOLE THE "L" FROM EDSEL!
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.

idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.

idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.

by edgar allen poe...i think August 20, 2008

florida

God's waiting room

Brother 1: "Well, Grandmas moving to Florida."

Brother 2: "Yep, she had a good run."

by colin raymond February 11, 2010