Eye Def

Not being able to see otherwise known as blind

Jeff waived to Bob but little did they know Bob was eye def

by MEME MONKEY October 5, 2018

eye surectomy

Surgical procedure to sever the connection between your eyes and your ass hole that gives you a shitty outlook on life.

With your attitude today , you should make an appointment with your doctor to have an eye surectomy.

by Ruphert H Humperdink November 30, 2018

Eye grinder

When one consenting adult removes their prosthetic eye for the use of their partner as a sexual orifice. The half of the couple entering the socket being the ‘eye grinder’

I gave your granny a proper eye grinder.

by Shatwood December 4, 2018

eye crusty

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.

"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"

by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

eye legma

Looking at the same thing for a unspecified amount of time till your eyes hurt

I have eye legma looking at this I-spy book

by IANASKK March 23, 2019

Eye-rapey

Something this has a very bright and blinding color.

That shirt is so eye-rapey.

by _annazon_ May 22, 2019

Eye Candy

Eye Candy is something that pleasures your eyes.
For example, when you spot a really thicc girl.

Eye Candy 4 o clock
I repeat
Eye Candy 4 o clock

by Pumpkinass June 2, 2019