2 definitions by Shatwood

Eye grinder

When one consenting adult removes their prosthetic eye for the use of their partner as a sexual orifice. The half of the couple entering the socket being the ‘eye grinder’

I gave your granny a proper eye grinder.

by Shatwood December 4, 2018

colonel stripes

Stripes of faecaes / shit left on a forearm from a progressively deeper ass fisting session

That guy really took it in the ass, look st my colonel stripes!

by Shatwood May 10, 2017