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Puerto Rican Eviction Notice 

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.
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Eventing 

Eventing is an equestrian event which comprises dressage, cross-country and show jumping. This event has its roots in a comprehensive cavalry test requiring mastery of several types of riding. Eventing is an equestrian triathlon, in that it combines three different disciplines in one competition set out over one day (one day event) or three days (three day event).

Eventing is a kick ass sport!!!! there is nothing else like it!!
You think one phase isnt hard enough.. in eventing we do three!!!!
Eventing by EventerLife August 16, 2010
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evasive mumbling 

Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.
When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.
evasive mumbling by Fat Atheist February 1, 2010
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Christmas Eve Eve Eve

This is 3 days before Christmas Day, the 22nd of December, and your last chance of doing any worthwhile christmas shopping before the last minute crowds become suffocating
"right, I've got to do some christmas eve eve eve shopping before town gets too busy"
Christmas Eve Eve Eve by Grieva December 28, 2009

niggas die everyday, B 

A general saying expressing how death is apart of life, and nobody is able to escape it.
Man, can you believe that Chase was killed by his exploding phone?!

Niggas die everyday, B.
niggas die everyday, B by Skyfoxxx January 18, 2018
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wow I wish I could get me an Everly
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eva angelina 

The hottest porn star with glasses.
In porn movies, Eva Angelina is known for her cute face and glasses.
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