A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.
"He is so rude to everyone and wont listen to anyone but himself, he's such a dick with ears. and that haircut isnt helping him much either."
by tim and H. October 11, 2023
Get the dick with earsmug. by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018
Get the Ear thrumpmug. by papi p January 20, 2020
Get the Ear-nutmug. by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 1, 2022
Get the Hap earmug. The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax
Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...
Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more
Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more
by puu^3dz0rz September 8, 2010
Get the Ear-cleanersmug. by MineBloxKy May 22, 2021
Get the ear kaboommug. by Ryanrog09 August 8, 2018
Get the gamer earmug.