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Donk

A word referring to someone who is terrible at poker but manages to win off of pure luck.
Dave: Man did you see that total donk that sucked out on the river, and sent me to the rail

Ryan: Better you than me
by KingMenaceSe7en October 26, 2009
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Dizzle Donkey

One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.

Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun
Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.
by honeysuckle murder April 21, 2006
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Related Words

B Donka Donk

j-lo has a huge b donka donk.
by BabyDahl December 29, 2005
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donk

A spastic horse.

The term can also be related to other situations in life involving people - if someone is no good at something. Like, a donkey tries but is no good at being a horse.

can be applied to many situations:
1. If someones bad at poker - "He is a donk at poker!"

2. If someone is considering going to see his girlfriend instead of a night on the lash - "Dont donk out on me"

3. If someones doing something bad - "quit donking out"
by Daniel Sanderson March 11, 2009
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donkeyflange

Insult/Slang-Noun: donkeyflange, the flange of a donkey. Not used in polite company. used as an insult for a person you dont like very much
"You donkeyflange, why did you do that"
by Mr. Matt Hall April 20, 2006
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Donk

An overly aggressive poker player who thinks he’s getting ahead by bluffing, but to professionals just looks like a fool, (Benny Braun), someone who just sucks at life, someone who is on the bottom of the food chain, also known names are The Donkerer, El Donkerino, The Donkinator, The Donkness monster, and Benny Braun
Person1: Wow did yo see that guy out there with the fake teeth just walked into the telephone pole?!

Person 2: yea man what his deal?!
Person 1: don’t worry about him he’s just a donk!
by Nanach February 5, 2018
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Donk

I just did my girlfriend in the butt and now she’s taking a huge DONK.”
by Lindasbrokeass September 5, 2020
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