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Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.
"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
by SultanofFez January 7, 2019
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Dinner

Person 1: “did you hear there’s gonna be a sale at _______”

Person 2: “ REALLY? DINNER!”

Person A: “Turns out the teacher won’t be taking that for a grade”

Person B: “Oh, that’s dinner”
by Waida Wayk June 4, 2019
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dinnerbone69

the passcode and file name to the 69th dimension, created by the Creator of the Known and Unknown Dimensions and Universes as a dimension dedicated to sex. The Creator isn't good at security.
"The Creator of the Known and Unkown Dimensions and Universes created the 69th dimension on the 69th day," Said the teacher. "He called the world "dinnerbone69", after a Minecraft Developer.
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Dinker sinker

Anything a male can sink his dick into.
“She looks like a nice dinker sinker!”
by Big G 84 February 4, 2021
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dinger stinger

When you get soap in your peepee hole and it stings really bad.
Guy1: When i was having my morning showing i got a dinger stinger!

Guy2: oh dam that sucks
by iwillsexyourmom November 3, 2021
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Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.
Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.
by Ryunoku July 15, 2023
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Phantom Diner

A restaurant or coffee shop you half remember visiting while drunk. In most cases the location of the restaurant is mistaken. If a drunk forgets something and tries to retrieve it the following day it will seem as though the restaurant was an apparition, as there is no restaurant where they believe they ate.

Its called a phantom diner because the scenario is very similar to a popular ghost story genre - a man has en experience with strange characters at a bar, on a ship, on a train, only to return the next day to find the setting has been abandoned for many years, or is just gone.
"I swear I was at a diner on 45th and Oak Street last night and left my phone. I took a cab there this morning, but when I got there there was no restaurant to be found. It's like it just vanished"

"You were at a phantom diner"
by Pellar January 8, 2009
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