DIEING

"you don't need a fucking dictionary to know what i meant"

"Grammar isn't my forté"

"I'm DIEING to know what is..."

by tintguy July 22, 2009

Smurf diving

Drinking an audios, in turn, causing your tongue to be stained blue, as though you've been eating smurf pussy for 10 hours.

"alex drank 8 audios motherfuckers, niggaz smurf diving again"

by rob$ October 18, 2008

scuba diving

The act of placing ones head up a others bum hole and breathing on their farts. this is different than snorkoling which is the act of puting ur head up the bum and pulling out to breath.

Dom: this chick was crazy last night
Ben: what did she do

Dom: she wanted me to go scuba diving in her
Ben:shit thats fucking nasty

by C-LOW25 November 22, 2010

dumpster diving

A method used by Crime Scene Investigators to discover discarded evidence that may be hidden in dumpsters.

Grissom and Sara went dumpster diving in search of more evidence.

by IWillBeYour419 April 7, 2004

Dumpster Diving

fucking your ex because you have nobody else to fuck while they are knoked out.

I went dumpster diving again!

Moobiessss likes to go dumpster diving

Because no one likes man boobs.(:

by Angie Giangrasso(: September 20, 2009

Pearl Diving

Masturbation in a lake, ocean, or swimming pool and afterwards collecting the pearls of jism, as if diving for treasure or pearls. This method of sexual self-gratification increases lung capacity and you are immersed in lubricant.

Zach, when pearl diving in the school swimming pool, forgot to collect the pearls of jism so he got our gym teacher pregnant.

by Benzo Lorenzo December 28, 2005

Dinging

Where as you walk or run along naked your pecker flops up and down with each step. Said motion is called dinging because the pecker is called a dinger.

She saw me dinging all the way to the lake.

by Judge dredd7 July 30, 2011