The devil's lance

When a male decides to give a particular lady very happy. He first gets an erection, but then things get really crazy. He takes a hot liquid, ex. hot coffee, and pours it onto his fully erect member. The coffee causes the penis to swell to gargantuan size and turn red, thus appearing as the penis of the devil himself. The female should almost instantly want to fuck her man because it is quite a sacrifice on his part, as it is quite painful. The proceed to have sexual intercourse, and the lady is particularly pleased.

Topher wanted to give his girlfriend a treat for her birthday, so he made a pot of coffee and performed the devil's lance.

by Topher4life November 9, 2009

Devil's Band-Aid

The Devil's Band-Aid involves fucking a person from behind, then stabbing them in the side as to create a new hole. Then pulling out and fucking the hole you made. Just before you climax you pull out and seal the wound with your semen. This creates a "band-aid" when it dries.

Sonny performed a devil's band-aid on Chelsea, who died an hour later from blood loss.

by Shoopless November 19, 2009

Devil Child

the child of your ignorant cousin who acts like the devil himself and acts as though everything in the world is his to take.

There he goes now! The Devil Child is loose!

by hamburg January 12, 2008

the devil's left hand

Another name for gin.

Sam is such an alcoholic that the devil's left hand is pretty much a permanent extension of his left hand.

by Nick D April 3, 2004

Tasmanian Devil

1. (n) A burrowing nocturnal carnivorous marsupial (Sarcophilus harrisii) of Tasmania, having a predominantly blackish coat and a long, almost hairless tail. So named for its distinctive red eyes, ferocious temperament, and distinctive growl that sounds like a demon possessed.

2. (name) A Looney Tunes cartoon character, an oafish slobbering gibbering beast able to devour everything in its path, travels like a whirling dervish, and is often seen pulling a temper tantrum at Bugs Bunny.

1. That Tasmanian Devil looks like a demon posessed.
2. Bugs Bunny thinks the Tasmanian Devil is such a maroon.

by G.H.Hadden December 24, 2005

Delilah

She is a bitch, a perfectionist, a bad person, a Really hot girl , and all she wants is a lasting relationship.

Damn! Theres Delilah! Shes so hot! Just dont piss her off!

by Imsorryireallyam April 3, 2011

the devil incarnate

(n.) The epitome of evil. Usually, this is used to describe someone elses' opinion. The devil incarnate is not to be confused with the antichrist, who is defined separately in Rev. 13 v.18

He thinks bush is the devil incarnate. Goddam am I tired, I should get off the computeer.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004