cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005

Cunt me in

An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.

Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?

Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

kentucky cunt rumbler

when your going down on a girl you burp inside her and then she quiffs it out on your face

I was eating out this girl and you know I always burp after a great meal. I decided to pull a kentucky cunt rumbler on her. I had a massive burp coming up, so I blew it in her and she quiffed it out all over my face.

by vomitous May 2, 2011

Cheers cunt

Used as an alternative to bye or thanks with close friends, If used in other situations people think you are a rude dick

Eg 1

Person 1: Anyways i have to go, bye

Person 2: Cheers cunt

Eg 2
Person 1: I got you a coffee

Person 2: Cheers cunt

by Johhan189 July 21, 2011

cunt berry

(noun) A globular accumulation of dried smegma, semen, and/or vaginal fluild around hair shafts near the vagina. Analogous to a dingle-berry that hangs from an ass hair.

"While eating out Cindy, I was unpleasantly surprized to bite into a cunt berry."

by Alan69 August 9, 2007

cuntslave

Someone who would do anything in order to get laid. Many times when his friends need help, he will let them down and use all his resources for his girlfriend or for his (desperate) search for a pussy. The term originates from the Greek word "mounodoulos".

- I asked Jim for a cigarette and he told me that he has only a few left. Then I saw him giving cigarettes to almost every girl in the party!
- What a cuntslave!

by retinoli February 14, 2010

miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004