Crampto

Term used to describe a person becoming sexually active with a close lady friend. While making sure that no mates will find out.
Developed and associated with the term Camo.

Boy: Hey do you want to dance?

Girl: Yeah that would be great.

Boy: Not here, it's a bit crowded. Lets go into the room next door.

Girl: ok!

Boy: It's so good to see you tonight. I forgot how amazing you are (throwing the tougne in).

Mate: Oh my god I think boy is doing a Crampto.

by Prof Cue October 22, 2008

Chumpton

A noob who is easy to fool

You: I just got that chumpton to think that throwing a grenade at his feet and pressing X would make him invisible.

Friend: Sweet.

by Kevin Zeffy April 3, 2009

Crumplebutt

A lazy Slackamoose; also an amazing alcoholic beverage.

Mix Pineapple juice, White Cranberry/Strawberry juice, 151 rum, Lemon lime soda, Blue Caracao liquer and everclear.

Dude, she's so lazy...

Yeah, what a crumplebutt

-or-

Man, did you taste that drink?

Yeah, man, that Crumplebutt knocked me on my ass!

by JamesMongold January 16, 2011

crumpoliosis

the word on the streets is that crumpoliosis is virus, in which, when one is infected, has an ultimate attraction to beautiful people.

apparently i have crumpoliosis, which explains why i have a big fat crush on lady jesse...

by crumplika March 3, 2011

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014

crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon

by Toshir0z January 12, 2015