Term used to describe a person becoming sexually active with a close lady friend. While making sure that no mates will find out.
Developed and associated with the term Camo.
Developed and associated with the term Camo.
Boy: Hey do you want to dance?
Girl: Yeah that would be great.
Boy: Not here, it's a bit crowded. Lets go into the room next door.
Girl: ok!
Boy: It's so good to see you tonight. I forgot how amazing you are (throwing the tougne in).
Mate: Oh my god I think boy is doing a Crampto.
Girl: Yeah that would be great.
Boy: Not here, it's a bit crowded. Lets go into the room next door.
Girl: ok!
Boy: It's so good to see you tonight. I forgot how amazing you are (throwing the tougne in).
Mate: Oh my god I think boy is doing a Crampto.
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EnGlaND iS My cITy
Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
EnGlaND iS My cITy
Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin
Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)
Nick Crompton: England
What city?
Nick Crompton: England
.........
England is my City
Nick Crompton: Poppin
Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)
Nick Crompton: England
What city?
Nick Crompton: England
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England is my City
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man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
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