An abominably fugly car built on the exact same chassis as a neon, dreamt up by Chrysler officials who decided the company didn't suck enough. Slow, hideous, and ridiculous. I refer to them as "PR Losers."
My drivers ed teacher drives a PT Cruiser because he knows it's so ugly nobody would fail to see it on a street.
by Imus November 22, 2003
Get the pt cruiser mug.Someone who, even though they are headin for the top, ballin', comin' up, whateva, does inexplicable and unwarranted (usually flamboyant) things to give themselves a good screwing-over.
Man, T.O. really Tom Cruised himself with that Cowboys Star stunt, expecting to be on the fans good side when he signed with them.
Katherine Harris. 'nuff said.
Katherine Harris. 'nuff said.
by ZurielSeven October 17, 2006
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by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008
Get the The Poon Tang Cruiser mug.Someone who goes to school everyday and doesn't care about his appearance or usually the manner in which he is wearing clothes. This is similiar to redneck however a cruiser diverges in the fact that cruisers worry somewhat about hygiene. There a three specific types of cruisers.
The Bro Cruiser: Usually donning a sideways baseball cap of his favorite sports team and wearing gym shorts or sweat pants just above his knees. Also a lanyard is neccessary to have around one's neck. These cruisers typically chase women but to no avail, however if asked they will declare they are the most studily people alive. Also a very large truck is necessary as well.
The A Student cruiser: differing only slightly from Bro cruiser. The A student cruiser typically wears old stained sweat pants with collared shirts. Or Gym shirts and an Old Navy collared shirt. They typically can be found sitting in physics playing calculator games and then when its time for discussing they speak almost without thinking saying whatever could sound smart. Though these kids are smart they just don't care.
The Musician cruiser: these cruisers spend hours studying dead musicans from any time period past the 90s. Typically they shop at Savers and try to find vintage clothing that seems to fit in but really just doesn't. They will wear old band Ts with blazers and women's pants and flowery button ups. Aviators are a must for these cruisers.
The Bro Cruiser: Usually donning a sideways baseball cap of his favorite sports team and wearing gym shorts or sweat pants just above his knees. Also a lanyard is neccessary to have around one's neck. These cruisers typically chase women but to no avail, however if asked they will declare they are the most studily people alive. Also a very large truck is necessary as well.
The A Student cruiser: differing only slightly from Bro cruiser. The A student cruiser typically wears old stained sweat pants with collared shirts. Or Gym shirts and an Old Navy collared shirt. They typically can be found sitting in physics playing calculator games and then when its time for discussing they speak almost without thinking saying whatever could sound smart. Though these kids are smart they just don't care.
The Musician cruiser: these cruisers spend hours studying dead musicans from any time period past the 90s. Typically they shop at Savers and try to find vintage clothing that seems to fit in but really just doesn't. They will wear old band Ts with blazers and women's pants and flowery button ups. Aviators are a must for these cruisers.
"Yeah man Brad is such a cruise. Look at him with his sagging sweats and uber tight t-shirt."
"Karl, you are the biggest cruiser ever you are wearing a button-up flanel shirt with flowery cuttings up the side. What were you thinking this morning?"
"Ok, you are wearing aviators and blazer around a school. What are you doing with your life?"
"Karl, you are the biggest cruiser ever you are wearing a button-up flanel shirt with flowery cuttings up the side. What were you thinking this morning?"
"Ok, you are wearing aviators and blazer around a school. What are you doing with your life?"
by les_is_more February 25, 2005
Get the Cruiser mug.A retro styled car that appeals mainly to older people and tends to be covered in AARP membership stickers and is usually filled with the owner's bottles of Metamucil and Geritol as well as huge packages of Depends adult diapers.
The Cruiser also has an underground following among men who use it to attract other men and it is known as a Chuck Magnet.
The Cruiser also has an underground following among men who use it to attract other men and it is known as a Chuck Magnet.
Bruce stands next to his PT Cruiser lovingly wiping its chrome rims when Robert walks over and starts admiring it. Soon after they are living together and devoted life mates.
by Bruce_PT September 30, 2007
Get the PT Cruiser mug.when a young woman goes on a cruise on which she plans to swim, and unfortunately gets her period, forcing her to wear tampons during her whole vacation.
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