Imus's definitions

pt cruiser

An abominably fugly car built on the exact same chassis as a neon, dreamt up by Chrysler officials who decided the company didn't suck enough. Slow, hideous, and ridiculous. I refer to them as "PR Losers."

My drivers ed teacher drives a PT Cruiser because he knows it's so ugly nobody would fail to see it on a street.

by Imus November 22, 2003

monkey

One who holds a job that requires little or no intelligence and could basically be done by any of the lesser primates.

I hate being a supermarket monkey.

by Imus August 26, 2004