Crooked-arrow

A polite term for 'homosexual'. Also used when there are virgin ears about the room.

'That is about the most crroked-arrowed thing I have ever seen in my life. Tim, TAKE OF THE BLING. You look worse than Garfield in a thong.'

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Pussy Crook

Someone Who Steals Good Pussy From Another Person; Vigina Thief; Snatches Up Females From Lame Niggas

That Pussy Crook Stole My Girl Friend

by Young Green September 16, 2014

Croog

1. A small, annoying little person, who talks about unimportant things all day.
2. A name you call your best friend, because even though they annoy you, you love them.

This word was founded by Alex.

1. ALEX: I bet I was a Pokemon in my past life.
LAURA: You're such a croog.

2. ALEX: I love you, Laura.
LAURA: I love you too, you little croog.

by AlexSex July 28, 2008

Crook House

A large group of "DrugRunners" that pwn all other "drugrunners" by stealing everything they produce.
Crook house members generally congregate in "irc" making large buys of sorts and sniping newbs and n00bs.
A gaming cartel for an online drugrunning game.

"Damn, I just got pwnt by crook house again!."

by a local crook March 16, 2009

Crookin'

1) Could be used like the words "stealin', snatchin', takin', or robbin'" but has more PUNCH than the other words.

2) Could be used to describe almost any activity or verb.

"I be crookin' V's this weekend, dawg" (meaning, "I'll be having sexual intercourse with a virgin this weekend, friend")

"He's climbin' in yo windows, he's crookin' yo people up, tryin' to rape 'em, so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands because they rapin' everybody out here...."--Antoine Dodson, YouTube sensation (remix)

"Mom....can you do my laundry? You know I have crookin' practice tonight!!"

by Gremlin500 December 15, 2011

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015

Croomf

it can mean crusty oomf or well baked oomf. It is used in twitter dot com.

Im stalking croomf's profile rn

by renjunstfu March 7, 2021