monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

chomper

when a girl chomps on the shaft of a penis as she is giving a guy a blowjob

katie is a chomper

by katie_is_cool! March 22, 2009

clomp

to accidentally step on the back of someone's foot when they are walking in front of you

guy: Oops, sorry for clomping on your foot just now.
girl: that's OK, at least I'm not wearing sandals.

by muffinski February 16, 2006

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

comp roble

a annoying laugher behind you at a movie.

listen to that fucking comp roble, what a jackass. he can't even shut his ugly face long enough to hear the really funny jokes.

by ivan denisovich January 11, 2005

anime chompewomp

a retard of is so in love with anime he will wank over it on the internet

hey j, your an anime chompewomp

Shut up, my name is goku!!!

by lolman 876 June 24, 2010

chompy

food; a snack or a craving.

i want some chompy, dude

by MISHYKINS January 31, 2007