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condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.
Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"
by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018
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Condom

Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake
For example:
Her: Remember to wear a condom?
Him: Oh shit...
by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018
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Condensity

The eggplant hummus has the same condensity as KFC’s mash potatoes with gravy!
by YoYoYach May 15, 2019
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Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020
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Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.
“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”
by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020
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Condom Sniffer

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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Condom bombdom

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom
I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night
by Thetatochip February 8, 2023
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