Cootchiefication

Suffication by Cootchie

My friend died by cootchiefication, he didn't come up for air.

by Febandex April 3, 2019

Kiwi Cootchie

1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.

David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie

Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.

David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?

David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...

by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015

coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.

I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.

by fat.man March 21, 2010

coochie wrangler

one who wrangles coochies. Someone who used a lasso or a come hither look to ensnare a coochie or a person who owns a coochie. Some common types pf coochie wranglers could be enticing cowboys or just people who enjoy using lassos in strange ways.

Charro was famously know for looking for a coochie wrangler who could capture her hoochie coochie.

by awnagretlha August 16, 2010

CoochieBanana

A yellow substance, often thick, lodged in a womens cooch. Sometimes old mens erectional juice.

O my god, I got slammed so hard last night by Mr. Mcgoo, now I have a coochiebanana!

by amandanikki123 November 24, 2011

coochie gooch

another slang word for vagina usually referring to a recently deflowered inexperienced vagina looking for a good time

a more clean pussy

Guy1: hey you know lisa?
Guy2: hot blonde big boobs?
Guy1: Yeah i heard her coochie gooch was way tight!!!!
Guy2: you tryna hit that?

by Altairsgeniusalliance January 1, 2012

Coochie Condensation

Occurs when a female gets increasingly warm in the crotch area and her vagina starts to sweat.

Friend 1: Hey Gurl, my vagina is sweating up a storm!
Friend 2: No worries gurl friend, you just have some coochie condensation. we all get it every once in a while.

by Taylor62097 December 7, 2014