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Joliet Catholic Academy

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.

The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass
Joliet Catholic Academy

My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now

What kind of car you drive?

A new Honda

Oh you must go to JCA
by Kdjsjs June 7, 2018
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Cassholicism

When a priest violates an altar boy.
He gave his life to God, but couldn't resist committing cassholicism every Wednesday after mass.
by My word - his concept August 23, 2007
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Catholic

Noun, cat-holic
Someone addicted to cats. Mistakenly used to describe adherents of the Christian faith known as Catholicism, which as a matter of fact has nothing to do with Christianity, but is the belief of certain Cat-holics that the act of being addicted to cats is a matter of religious belief and not a result of catnip abuse or mental disability.
One of the best known Cat-holics is popularly called the "Crazy Cat Lady" made famous by the American TV-show The Simpsons. Her real name is in fact Eleanor Abernathy and her great love of cats has nothing to do with her mental instability.
- Mr. Feliney is a Catholic
- Oh, he's a Christian then?
- No, he's addicted to cats
by Reviewmongrophobia December 13, 2012
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Catholic School Girl

Girls that have to wear the ugliest, most uncomfortable uniform in the world but don’t care at all what they look like. They are pros at cheating and cheat on every test. They pretty much put their hair in a messy bun every day. They don’t care what public school kids think of them because they know they are cooler.
Public school girl: how did u do so good on your test?

Catholic school girl: I sit next to a smart kid
by Dhdbdbdndndnndbdbdndn May 17, 2018
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Bergen Catholic

I love Bergen Catholic because Steve Angeli goes there!
by sugarbaby666 November 20, 2021
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fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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Bergen Catholic

They're not Bosco.
IHA girl 1: Damn isnt Adam hot asf
IHA girl 2: Goes to Bergen Catholic
IHA girl 1: Ah.
by Chillinoff February 14, 2022
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