Dirty Cannonball

When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.

My roommate was pissing me off yesterday, so I gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.

by SaloGraf August 15, 2016

snake cannon

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen

How was the date with kyle?

Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!

by The treebase December 14, 2016

Loose cannon

Someone who is unstable and unpredictable

Matt Goulster was a loose cannon at work yesterday

by Baron Von Wellington May 28, 2018

Female Canon Fodder

To describe a man who is known as the side for a female when their main boyfriend is not present. Side-piece, Side-Nigga, Side-hoe

Brenda told her friend Amy that Mark was just Female Canon Fodder until she was with Aaron again.
Nathan proclaims he is Female Canon Fodder for Anna while her boyfriend is gone.

by KingDoubleC May 6, 2019

Nick Cannon Complex

Attributed to people with overly-verbal social behavior, such as lying about earnings, bringing up past events, and constantly seeking attention. This carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical, social, and musical shortcomings.

“Nicholas, are you okay?”
“No, nobody is acknowledging my lyrical skills. I’m going to call out Mr. Mathers!”
“Uh oh, you might have a Nick Cannon complex.”

by Worm big December 10, 2019

Chainsaw Cannon

Dr Bright's weapon of choice

You cannot kill SCP-682 with a chainsaw cannon

by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021

Sauce Cannon

Slang for giant penis

Brock’s girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed to make room for his sauce cannon

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 1, 2021