Definitions by Xplayer76

Global Occult Coalition 

Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips

SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr

Global Occult Coalition by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021

Chainsaw Cannon 

Dr Bright's weapon of choice

You cannot kill SCP-682 with a chainsaw cannon

Chainsaw Cannon by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021

SCP-2521

An SCP who you cannot say or else he will take yo- OH SH-

SCP-2521. Say it and you're dead.

SCP-2521 by Xplayer76 May 8, 2021

Dr Bright 

A member of the SCP Foundation who is immortal and is only allowed to breathe at the foundation, and not even everywhere. Oh, and he has chainsaw cannons.

Dr Bright, put down your chainsaw cannons!

Dr Bright by Xplayer76 May 4, 2021