Coochie Crunching

When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation

Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching

by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023

Mintberry Crunch

A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.

Mintberry Crunch: Well, hello there, citizen!
Me: I'm gonna cut your dick off.

by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023

Field Crunch

Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene

She’s pretty good in bed, but she prefers someone who knows how to field crunch

by GianniGod October 6, 2020

crunch word

something you slip into a sentence like a roofie into a drink at the local pub

those crunch words really make my essay look bad I think i need another drink

by KoolKidKroom September 9, 2018

Crunch

Crunch is used when someone looks good or is attractive. Crunch as in you could just eat them up.

"He's so crunchy." "Do you know who S.coups is? He's crunch."

by Pankakes_18 June 12, 2023

Capitan Crunch

When Johnny Depp punches Amber Heard in the skull.

Hey man what do you call Capitan crunch? Its when Johnny Depp punches Amber heard in the skull.

by Bunger? July 13, 2023

Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.

guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good

by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020