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donkey's bollocks

even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.
Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!
by metapieman December 14, 2012
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BOLLOCKS

1) When something is absolutely amazing. Can't be bettered.
2) An expression showing something isn't very good.
3) Testicles
4) A series of lies.
5) When something goes wrong. To show frustration over this.
1) I went to see less than jake live. They were the bollocks.
2) Emo music is just bollocks
3) I told some slag off for being Emo. She kicked me in the bollocks.
4) George bush dun half talk some Bollocks.
5) Bollocks! I accidentley downloaded finch.
by Mikal June 7, 2004
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boll weevil

A certain weevil of the boll persuasion which, if it were to spaff a city, would demolish said city.
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by My name is Nate Thin. March 10, 2005
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bollicks

A misspelling of "bollocks" made by some Yank retard. But hey, it's not as stupid as voting for Bush, the war in Iraq, or eating so much shit food that you become a big fat fatty, like most of them are.
Yank: "Yee haw, bollicks means balls in Engerlandshire."
British Person: "Oh go and shoot a raghead for freedumb.. and torture his wife for dumbocracy."
by Anne Observer June 11, 2006
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Bollini

That Bollini kid rawks my face!
Manhattan is awesome!
by Dan August 24, 2003
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Bollocks

Slang term referring to the testicles. Mainly used as a curse, and in Britain.
When a man hits his thumb with a hammer; "Oh, Bollocks!"
by Ajax757 March 27, 2007
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bollocksy

like bollocks but better...something that is bad
like if you want to but something but your not allowed...that is bollocksy
by PaGaNpYrO August 17, 2007
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