Mikal's definitions

wank

To give one's self a pleasure rub.
An expression used if something isnt very good.

Last night i watched back door sluts 9 and had a great WANK over it.

Karl: Have you heard of the band HIM?
Me: Yes. I have.
Karl: I am going to see them live.
Me: Gutting. That is quite devastating as they Are the WANKest band on this earth. Even more wank than finch

by Mikal June 7, 2004

BOLLOCKS

1) When something is absolutely amazing. Can't be bettered.
2) An expression showing something isn't very good.
3) Testicles
4) A series of lies.
5) When something goes wrong. To show frustration over this.

1) I went to see less than jake live. They were the bollocks.
2) Emo music is just bollocks
3) I told some slag off for being Emo. She kicked me in the bollocks.
4) George bush dun half talk some Bollocks.
5) Bollocks! I accidentley downloaded finch.

by Mikal June 7, 2004

Ah My Lungs

To say "Ah my lungs" is when you recieve pain to the diaphram. Or can be used as a time filler when you are feeling Awkward or SILLY.

Person 1: What do you want to do today?
Person 2: AH MY LUNGSSSS
Person 3: Ok...

by Mikal October 9, 2004

break yourself

Gime me all your money.

Break yourself.............

by Mikal July 17, 2003

My Daddy Likes Beef

A Phrase said by the Graphics Noob Aime.

Mikal: Thats a nice beef sandwich Mr Gafney.
Amie: MY DADDDYYYY LIKESSS BEEEFFF!!!!
Everyone in the room: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..

by Mikal October 9, 2004

wicked

associated with a typical Boston accent where one says "wicked" to express a degree of extreme to a word.

That game was wicked awesome.
Your girlfriend is wicked hot.

by Mikal May 13, 2005

niner

A 9mm pistol

by Mikal May 18, 2003