breakfast in bed

Sex in the AM.

I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Hobo Breakfast

To strike a person in the stomach out of anger or spite

Gary gave the mugger a "hobo Breakfast"

by Not a hobo May 4, 2004

Arsehole to breakfast

Basically means "everywhere". Predominantly a New Zealand expression to explain the size of a messy situation.

"We made such a mess last night, there was cream from arsehole to breakfast..." said Bruce getting all highfalutin and rambunctious.

by Jesse the Dolphin Whisperer June 12, 2014

breakfast sex

Sex before breakfast. Then she makes you breakfast.

Boy that breakfast sex was amazing. Do I smell bacon?

First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.

by myke66 May 6, 2011

English Breakfast

An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.

I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.

by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011

portugese breakfast

Originating in Pre-colonial Brazil the Portugese Breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who passed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. With a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. Throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an ass cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the ass skillet.

"Sofia smiled to herself as Alowicious poured western omelate batter into her ass cavity. In a matter of minutes they would be dining on one hell of a portugese breakfast"

by Matuea October 9, 2006

Yorkshire Breakfast

When an obese female sits on an open window sill while wearing an "oversized" T-shirt, that only appears as a a normal T-shirt due to her size, and promptly displays her vagina to everyone within the room. Often having pubic hairs branching out in a formation similar to that of C'Thun from World of Warcraft.

As I was walking up my stairs, my roommate had her disgusting Yorkshire Breakfast out in the open.

by Vohkun September 21, 2016