beating the bush

someone who beats thier bush repeatedly, until one is satisfied that the bush has been beaten, or whose bush is unable to be beaten any more!

she was soo bored at home, she grabbed her smooth shiny vibrating bush beater, and began beating the bush all day!...she woke up the next mornign with a broken bush!

by bushbeater June 27, 2010

beating Armenia

v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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The Russian hockey team spanked us yesterday, but no worries:; tonight we’ll be beating Armenia.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Faux-Bating

The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.

"Did you see me Faux-Bating while Mr. Johnson was talking?"

by Dis n' Dat January 12, 2008

beating guts

two fat people,during sex while in missionary position

while watching porn i notice two fat people beating guts

by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

Gender Beating

The act of mocking someone for their different anatomical parts.

Steve was gender beating Lauren about her menstrual cycles.

by R-2.0 December 17, 2008

beating the rap

when a guy masturbates

Man she was so hot, i had to go to the bathroom just to beat the rap.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

Boateng

An individual who used their Ghanaian ancestry to transform from a pigeon to a man to live among people. Known typically to spawn children like they are frog eggs and prefers their jollof rice with a side of mud and rat droppings

Lord have mercy, that Boateng just shat on my car!

by TruthIsMe March 12, 2022