blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.

Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.

by Zac! May 2, 2005

Blumpkin

Getting a blow job while your taking a shit!

"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"

by meloveuloooongtime July 31, 2009

blumpky

the act of recieving oral sex from your partner while you are simultaneously taking a dump in the toilet

Your girlfriend must really dig you to give you a blumpky.

by Magz November 10, 2004

blumpkie

Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.

Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.

by Japo Jones October 31, 2006

blumpkin fairy

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.

because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.

by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009

Blumper

A blumper is a girl who takes a shit while giving a blowjob at the same time.

She was constipated and killed two birds with one stone by becoming a blumper last night.

by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018

Reverse Blumpkin

When a girl sucks a guy's dick while he's standing in front of her as she's taking a shit; the opposite of a blumpkin.

I gave my boyfriend his first reverse blumpkin this morning!

by SessyPung423 November 2, 2014