Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.

"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"

by Dave2010 January 20, 2009

straight banksin

to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.

GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin

GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin

by bdray July 16, 2009

Bang Bank

A mental list of girls a guy wants to bang.
Can be associated with pictures.

Dude, who's number one in your bang bank?
Christina dude, my ex-girlfriend.
Nice man, what a fine piece of ass she is.

by Doesn't Really Matter Too Much February 1, 2010

Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.

A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"

by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 1, 2012

City banker

A londoner's synonym for the word wanker.

This way that person won't know that you are actually insulting him/her.

Mark: "Yo mate, have you seen that city banker hitting on that blonde by the bar?"
Steve: "Yeah... she is way out of his league, loser!"

by negrojuan19 April 28, 2013

Boo bank

A cemetery eg. A place to deposit ghosts.

You owe me money. I'll send you to the boo bank if you don't pay up.

by r3ttah June 25, 2016

Twitter Bankruptcy

When you become so far behind on your Twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on Tweets you have missed. (see also: Email Bankruptcy)

I'm 3 days behind on reading tweets, I am declaring Twitter Bankruptcy!

by Thump45a November 27, 2016