Asscature

When you shart your pants and don't change them. The turd becomes an image.....

Oh man I just sharted and I don't have a change of pants I'm going to have to wear these all night when I pull my underwear off it's going to look like an asscature

by Nader1968 June 15, 2017

Asstabbing

Shoving your dick into someones butt.

Nothing makes me cum faster than a big asstabbing.

by Jimme Hed October 7, 2017

Asstastic

where you are hungover, but still having a great day

I'm feeling pretty asstastic!!

by cash.max October 20, 2017

asshat

someone who is an asshat is:
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat

1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg

by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017

Asstitude

someone with a bad ass attitude and always mad or depressed

Chainnie has a asstitude omg i cant mess with her today bra.

by prettykittykarlee December 6, 2017

Asshat

A synonym for asshole.
A person that doesn’t consider the results of their actions.
Could be considered as a hypocrite with a narcissistic personality.

WOW ! Your friend is such an asshat !!

You are an asshat of note.

by Poison ivy February 7, 2018

Asshat

An asshat is typically someone who is a bummer. Always chiming in with their own opinion, nobody likes them.

(Guy 1): I personally think Trump is on a course to make America great
(Guy 2): shut up you Asshat.

by Lunaradraws March 11, 2018