Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

old fart

greedy president /some one whose in charge

Oh look the middle east is full of old farts

by donnytrumy April 23, 2017

Sex fart

When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.

Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?

by mspoopypants April 26, 2017

thought fart

A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.

And it's birthed from a ponder.

Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.

Examples of a thought fart are

I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.

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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.

by Bedouin Baby May 9, 2017

fart a weed

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.

Kassady: hey do you smoke weed?
Dylan: Yea me and my boyfriend dallas are about to fart a weed bro.

by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017

Safety fart

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017