day lays

a degrating term used towards day laborers, who can only find work one day at a time. Because they cant hold a job or have a criminal record or are homeless.

we drove by the business and all the day lays came running out begging us to hire them for the day.

check out those day lays, they couldn't find a job today so they bought beer instead.

by cobra22 November 29, 2007

day love

When a younger woman propositions an older man to ride his balls for all they are worth. Day time hours only. Full on juice down.

Fancy some "day love?"

by The shoots October 20, 2017

JERRY DAY

jerry day, is NOVEMBER 5th a day where EVERYONE across the world should start drinking at 12am on the 4th and not stop until 12am on the 5th. Where we celebrate the most amazing human in the world being born. Jerry Henderson everyone’s favorite kid ever.

And of course Malus husband❤️

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU JERRY

let’s get drunk for Jerry Day ASAP

Omg it’s jerry day fuck yeah

WE ALL LOVE JERRY

by malugierau November 4, 2021

Day Ender

A hit that is so huge it could end your day.

"Wow, that was a real day ender! I'm back now though and ready for another!"

by Masta22 December 18, 2009

E-Day

November 3, 2020 -- The date in American history where we find out how the rest of us are going to die.

Well E-Day is finally upon us, and there's only two possible outcomes. If the Donfather wins the election, we finish dying off slowly at the hands of the 'Rona. On the other hand, Trumplethinskin loses, and throws a giant temper tantrum, whereas he either: (a.) calls in his White Supremisist friends to start a 2nd Civil War; or, (b.) he calls his buddies Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin and starts WW3. Regardless of the outcome, WE'RE F**KED!!!

by JB9903 October 28, 2020

A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.

Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

Adriana Day

Today April 23 2022 is the first national Adriana day. Today is the day to celebrate THE Adriana bcs she’s so beautiful and sweet. There’s no way in hell you could hate her bruh she’s so stunning. I think everyone should try to be like her

John: “ugh I cant stand Adriana bro she’s a treesh”
Raelynn: “STFU U DIRTY WHORE ADRIANA IS SO PRETTY AND SWEET”

*everyone kindly jumps John 😁😻*
Oli: “HAPPY ADRIANA DAY GUYS”

by Weallloveadrianaforever April 23, 2022