The Goal Reflex 

Also known as 'The Goal! Syndrome'.
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.

The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).

Abe: We have gone far, and since the beginning, it has been our Goal to...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.

The Goal Reflex by Rectue May 27, 2013

The Glendale Motel 

The Glendale Motel is an absolute slop hole. It is a homeless shelter in the winter and the shittiest motel in all of America. The Glendale is located in Seaside Heights, NJ. If you stay at there, you will most likely contract several diseases, including but not limited to: pink eye, ringworm, herpes, the spanish flu, gonorrhea, AIDS, anal abscess, heart failure, and sometimes even death.

It is prom weekend. The GL seniors are ready to rage and they set off for the Glendale Motel.
They never return.

THE SICKNESS IS REAL.

The Glendale Motel by Stephygirl28353 June 4, 2013

The great unspeakable 

Feeling you can't do something anymore, but there is no point in declaring it because no one really gives a fuck anyway.

Really can't blow my load on the great unspeakable again.

The great unspeakable by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015

The golden slip and slide 

When butter is place inside of ones anus and then allowed to melt onto the floor, then two people have sex in the puddle

Damn jane and i tried the golden slip and slide.

The golden slip and slide by Ja2z March 20, 2015

The Golden Burrito 

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.

I gave that bitch The Golden Burrito last night.

The Golden Burrito by Lisaharv September 4, 2015

The Gaston 

When you receive a blow job from a girl taking a shit at a party

Did you hear about that french-arcadian fuck who got The Gaston last weekend?

The Gaston by HighVoltage May 20, 2016

The Guitar 

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

The Guitar by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016