fart magazine

A magazine with fate noises in it

O I’ve always wanted to have a fart magazine to know what kind of fart noises their are

by Dakota dd January 14, 2018

fart oven

When you close up the doors and windows of a car and fart as much as you can.

Wtf is that smell? ah shit dude did you just create a fart oven?

by Creepy stalker in your closet March 18, 2017

Fart filter

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say

You know when talking to him you need a fart filter

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

bustonian fart

When someone ejaculates in your buttocks and follows with a fart to form a cum-bubble.

Yo bro, I wanna give that bitch a bustonian fart!

by DickRod69 March 23, 2017

Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.

I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.

by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017

Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

old fart

greedy president /some one whose in charge

Oh look the middle east is full of old farts

by donnytrumy April 23, 2017